This post is so late is because (I felt) like the fashion was so bad at the Golden Globes there would be nothing to write about. However there were a FEW diamonds in the rough… and some that were just… well, rough.
So lets get on with is!
OVERALL WINNER OF THE NIGHT! Best Dressed!
There is no secret that I have a major girl crush on Anne Hathaway. She is the epitome of inner and outer beauty. She doesn’t take herself too seriously, but on the came token, bitch knows how to play. Boy oh boy did she play last night at the Golden Globes!
Ms. Hathaway wore an amazing Armani Prive gown. It was serious in the front and party in the back! I love the back cleavage. She shows that you don’t need to show all your goodies in the front, but the back is just as sexy. She also wore Van Cleef & Arpels Jewels.
Helena Bonham Carter
I know!!!! I’m not crazy, but she looks simply amazing. Don’t get me wrong… home girl looks like a hot mess, but it’s her overall attitude that sales the outfit. She KNOWS she’s in the wrong for wearing such a hideous outfit… down to the mismatching shoes, but that’s not the point of the dress. The point is that we shouldn’t conform to the status quo. Everyone is wearing $500,000 dresses and million dollar jewels… I don’t have to follow that because I’m a leader and I look outside the box. I love her free spirit and how she doesn’t mind what the media says about her. She’s intelligent, a genius actress, and overall understands how to laugh at herself.
Meanwhile, Mrs. Bonham Carter is wearing a Vivienne Westwood dress.
Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry! Halle Berry! Halle Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry! Halle Berry! This right here is why Ms. Berry has several songs after her. She is what’s sexy about being over 40! What sales this outfit is that she knows she’s bad. She is working the HELL out that Nina Ricci dress!
She is simply, pure perfection. I love EVERYTHING about her… but that Ferragamo clutch is the icing on the cake! The dress is by J. Mendel and the jewels are from Cathy Waterman.
I can NEVER have a best dress list without Heidi Klum on it. It’s hardly fair for ANYONE else because Mrs. Seal is a freakin’ super model, but shiet… comes with the territory. She is another one who thought outside the box and didn’t wear a traditional gown to the awards show.
Klum is wearing a silk Marc Jacobs halter dress and jewelry by Lorraine Schwats.
I love this little person. She is the new definition of sexy. I love her tight fit body and I love show she carries herself… even with a small chest. She makes being small chested super fuckin’ sexy. He dress is by Amanda Wakeley.
So whose on my Worst Dress list???…
Pretty much everyone else at the Golden Globes… but if I must be specific then…
I’m sorry. She’s lovely and beautiful, but this pink Lavin dress is doing nothing for a woman whose got a fantastic body.
The dress isn’t ugly-ugly… but me and Ms Longoria know that she can do better. The best I can describe this dress is… plain… and unnecessarily long at the end. She’s wearing a Zac Posen mermaid gown.
Being pregnant is NO excuse for dressing horribly! Especially when you are PAYING PEOPLE TO MAKE SURE YOU LOOK GOOD! The dress in itself is gorgeous, but they had to go and ruin it by placing this UGLY RED ENORMOUS ROSE on her chest. She should be mad at whoever suggested this Viktor & Rolf couture column dress.
What I love about her is the fact she knows she’s never going to be stick thin and she’s okay with that. I’m not too mad at the dress… even though there were a billion and a half champagne dresses last night… it was the freakin’ Wife of Frankenstein hair she had going on. What a way to mess up a perfectly semi ok dress.