Kate Middleton’s Wedding Dress
So I am JUST like everyone else in regards to whom is Kate Middleton going to wear at to the wedding of the century! Kate Middleton is going to wed the prince of all princes, William Arthur Philip Louis. Prince William as we all are known to call him.
Gawsh, did Kate hit the jackpot or what? I mean, how many girls in this digital world get to marry a prince… like it’s still the middle ages?! At last, this also means that I can’t marry Prince William. That doesn’t really matter. Prince Harry is way hotter anyway.
Nonetheless the question is , “Who is Kate going to wear for her wedding?!” Gawsh, the maker and designer of this dress is a better kept secret than most military combat war plans. I excepted by now for AT LEAST a sketch of her dress to leak. That hasn’t happened. I have to give it to the British; they really know how to keep a secret. The pentagon could learn a couple of lessons from the Royal family.
It has been rumored that Sophie Cranston of Libelula is designing the wedding dress of all wedding dresses. However, she has denied she is the designer of the dress. “Libelula has a company policy of not commenting on any of the work they do for private clients. However, due to the unprecedented media attention, they would like to make the following statement: We are not designing Kate Middleton’s wedding dress. We, like everyone else, can’t wait to find out who is!”
It is believe the Royals are not naming the designer due to many reasons. If I have to actually name those reason, you my friend, are an idiot.
What’s going to be even funnier is if the designer turns out to be a 21 year hipster from Iowa whose parents are from the United Kingdom. I would laugh so hard if that was the case. All jokes aside, whoever this designer is will be the world’s my famous designer come Friday April 29th, 2011.
Just so everyone knows… you can’t trust ANYTHING on the internet this week that has to do with the world’s most famous wedding dress. We will all be finding who Kate will be wearing on Friday. Trust and believe that if her REAL wedding dress is leaked the Royals WILL have a contingency plan.