Worst Dressed at the 2013 Met Gala
This list may be coming at you a tad bit premature… but listen, I gotta go to work tomorrow and I need to be functional. So I wanted to present to you my list of the Worst Dressed at the 2013 Met Gala.
Yes, I know the theme of this year’s ball was ‘PUNK: Chaos to Couture’ so that’s why a lot of the looks are a bit out there… but with or without the theme I’m still going to cast my #humbleopinion.
Unlike most post I’m not placing anyone in any particular order. I’m just using the numbering system to keep me straight.
01: January Jones
January Jones looks like a character out of the 6th element. No. Not in a good way. She is wearing a Chanel Couture dress. It’s not that I’m not feeling the dress it’s that her hair and make up is throwing me all off. However, her shoe game is fantastic. I am feeling those Nicolas Kirkwood booties!
02: Nicki Minaj
So it’s not that Nicki Minaj looks bad… she looks BORING! This is a theme she would have demolished, but instead she came half assed. On top of that I am not feeling that dress at all… and not to talk about people, but didn’t she used to be a totally different complexion? Or am I making that up? Anywho… I have to say that her make up is look grade A. The dress is by Tommy Hilfiger.
03: Allison Williams
So ummmm… not feeling this outfit. Yes, it has more character than Nicki’s but what else can I say? Maybe because her makeup was so dull for this dress. I have no idea. Dress by Altuzarra.
04: Katy Perry
As far as the while punk thing goes I think Katy Perry nailed it, but I didn’t like the dress. It didn’t have anything to do with the actual design… I just don’t think it looked good on her. I’m not feeling the poofy ends either.
Madonna lived through the punk era and nailed it with the outfit, but not with that Anna Wintour mets Wednesday Adams wig. Ew. Dress by Givenchy.
06: Elle Fanning
If the theme was 90’s raver meets 70’s hippie Elle Fanning would have hit the nail right on the head. I guess I can’t be too mad at her… she was only born 2 years ago. I need to be mad at the person who let her walk out of the house with that dumb eye thing she has going. Dress by Rodarte.
07: Mary Katrantzou
Ummm… I’m 100% sure this isn’t punk. More like 70’s po—– I won’t even go there. I just in case you are wondering who she is, she is a former Victoria’s Secret model. Dress by Mary Katrantzou.
08: Nina Dobrev
So ummm… this happened… in a Monique Lhuillier outfit.
09: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West
So…. She dressed up like wallpaper… I mean this chick wore a turtleneck dress with matching gloves. I can forgive the print but I cannot forgive her stylist. Kanye West looks so dayum boring. Givenchy… both of them
10: Miley Cyrus
She is 110% punked. I can appreciate that, but she still looks like her finger got stuck in a socket. Marc Jacobs
11: Lauren Santo Domingo
It’s like Queen Mary got into a fist fight with a Harajuku girl while wearing Dolce & Gabbana.