The Golden Girls
I have to say that this top 10 list was not easy. There were plenty of ladies that brought their A game to the Golden Globes. Here goes!
01: Jenna Dewan-Tatum
I hate this bitch. She sickens me. She was genetically blessed and she’s married to my man, Channing Tatum. *ugh* However, I have to give props were they are due. Baby girl BROUGHT IT to the Golden Globes. This was a MMA fight and she came for blood. This is a great representation of a simple color scheme, fitting your frame correctly, and showing off your womanly figure. She also knows how to pose so it allows the photographers to get a good pose of her. She’s not shy or awkward so it just makes for an all around good photo. I love the design of this Roberto Cavalli dress. Just magnificent.
02: Kate Beckinsale
Geez! This woman knows how to DRESS for award shows. Girl you better WERK! *In my RuPaul voice* She is another great example of how to wear a dress to an award ceremony. Good walking length, interesting and shiny design, great hair, wonderful make up, and she knows how to pose. It also helps that her skin looks flawless. This is a Zuhair Murad dress.
03: Maria Menounos
She looks like the future of fashion. While I love monochrome she, like Kate and Jenna, wore an interesting dress that is both sexy but subtle. I love the beautiful design, color, clutch, and the fact her hair is in a ponytail to show off this Max Azria Atelier dress.
04: Paula Patton
I love when people take risk and that’s why I dig Paula Patton. She’s really not scare to experiment and not follow the molds and it has paid off for her in this Stéphane Rolland gown. I love the fact she went straight couture. She brought glamour back to Hollywood. How much do you love her David Yurman earrings?! Can you say GORGY?!
05: Sosie Bacon
I have no idea who this girl is, but her name is making me hungry. Sosie is just WORKING this Rhea Costa dress. I have no idea who she is or why she is famous, but if she keeps working the award shows like this then everyone will soon learn her name.
06: Kaley Cuoco
I have no idea who this woman is but this dress jaw dropping. Typically I would hiss at something like this, but I have to admit it just… works… Dress by Rani Zakhem
07: Margot Robbie
This Gucci dress made it in the top 10 because of the sexy simplicity to it. I like how Gucci laced oversized jewels around the sleeves , waist, and side of dress. She looks like a warrior queen in this number. Her MUA did a great job matching the tone of her dress to her eyes.
08: Lena Dunham
Have you seen the show Girls on HBO? It’s the one where I binged watched for two days and was tweeting about it every night before bed. This show is the epitome of #FirstWorldPRoblems Trust me when I say that even for #FirstWorldProblems these girls act really… self entitled… which a lot of the BS circumstance that happens on this show is self inflicted. Lena Dunham’s character on the show is Hannah. Hannah is a narcissistic hypochondriac that has more sex than anyone I know. She character is frumpy and dresses HORRIBLE yet this girl is pulling men from every corner. It’s like… how do you have all these guys catering to you, you look like… THAT… and then you still complain about life?! I want to tell her character to GROW THE FUCK UP… Let me have YOUR problems.
Okay… I went on a little tangent. I just really dislike this show… but I will continue to watch it because I want to hate watch it with Shanna.
Nonetheless, Lena typically looks a hot mess at award shows. She looks frumpy, uncomfortable, and awkward… which is weird because she takes her top off and shows her bare breast pretty much every episode of Girls. I have to thank God that she found her inner hot girl and posed with complete confidence in this beautiful yellow Zac Posen dress.
09: Reese Witherspoon
Can Reese do no wrong? Reese Whiterspoon is the queen of monochromatic dresses. Case in point in this dark teal Calvin Klein Dress.
10: Cate Blanchett
I feel like I shouldn’t like this dress, but I can’t help it. It’s like Mortia Adams passed this Armani Privé over to Cate and was like… please take it because I no longer fit in it.