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These Dresses Should Be Blacklisted from the Golden Globes

This list wasn’t too hard to make. Furthermore, the first three ladies show know better and that’s 85% of the reason why they made it on to this list! LOL.

 

01: Heidi Klumworst dress 2014 Golden Globes Heidi Klum

 

You guys know I live and DIE for Heidi Klum and her red carpet style. Baby girls SLAYS them EVERY TIME, but it seems as though lately the only thing she slayings is my eyesight. To take it one step further the reason why she made it to the number one spot is that fact that Marchesa gave her such a hideous dress to rock at the Golden Globes. I mean it’s Marchesa. I didn’t think this haus made a bad dress. I guess I was proven wrong. The make up, hair, choker, and dress have one thing in common. They are all a mess. Does Heidi no longer have a stylist?

 

02: Zoe Saldana

Zoe Saldana worst dress 2014 Golden Globes

This is an example of an unfortunate dress on an beautiful woman. Sorry, sometimes even the fairest of them all can’t turn rags into riches. The dress is Prabal Gurung.

 

03: Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore 2014 Golden Globes

Seriously? Does she think she’s immune to ridicule because she’s wearing this Madea inspired dress? No ma’am you are not. The dress is made by Monique Lhuillier .

 

04: Caitlin Fitzgerald

Caitlin Fitzgerald Golden Globes 2014

 

Why would anyone wear this frumpy 50’s inspired sky blue dress? It’s not even a cute 50’s dress either… and furthermore it’s clearly too big for her. The dress is made by Emilia Wickstead. However, I must say I do love those shoes.

 

05: Rashida Jones

Rashida JOnes Golden Globes 2014

Ummmm… What just happened here?! Why did she wear this? Like seriously why? Are the Golden Globes on a retirement beach? I get she’s supposed to be the smart funny hipster girl… but I guess I’m dumb because I don’t get the irony of this dress. Is it because it’s winter? Dress by Fausto Puglisi .

 

06: Julie Bowen

Julie Bowen Golden Globes 2014

Ihaveno idea who Julie or why she is wearing this velvet Carolina Herrera. Seriously… why was velvet ever a thing in the first place? Who was the person that said, “I’m going to rock velvet and it’s going to be the next hot thing.” I like to meet this person so I can formally slap them for a dual. I feel like Julie is about to cast a spell.

 

07: Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara 2014 GOlden Globes

Why? I honestly don’t care who argues with me, but no one will ever be able to validate that this dress is hot. I guess Sofia wanted to do couture, but she should have take a note from Paula’s playbook. Dress by Zac Posen.

 

08: Tina Fey

Tina Fey 2014 Golden Globes

Tina did this on purpose. She knew this dress was going to be ugly so she wore it so she could go through the hate the critics were going to give her any way. She looks like a geisha gone wrong. I have no idea what’s going on with Carolina Herrera , but her dresses have not been on point for awhile.

 

09: Zooey Deschanel

2014 Golden Globes Zooey Deschanel

Zooey is like a hipster’s dream girl. She really has that quirky yet smart thing down. I kinda think she makes her eyes rounder on purpose. I’m not a hater because girl is using all this to move herself up in the world so I say do you boo… but not in this Oscar de la Renta. She just looks frumpy… and yes, skinny girls can look frumpy.

 

10: 2014 Golden GLobes Bérénice Bejo

 

This Giambattista Valli dress does not work because it doesn’t fit her height. They needed to alert it because eit’s much to long for her.

 

Who was your worst dress for the Golden Globes?

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Worst Dressed at the 2013 Met Gala

This list may be coming at you a tad bit premature… but listen, I gotta go to work tomorrow and I need to be functional. So I wanted to present to you my list of the Worst Dressed at the 2013 Met Gala.

Yes, I know the theme of this year’s ball was ‘PUNK: Chaos to Couture’ so that’s why a lot of the looks are a bit out there… but with or without the theme I’m still going to cast my #humbleopinion.

Unlike most post I’m not placing anyone in any particular order. I’m just using the numbering system to keep me straight.

01: January Jones

"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

January Jones looks like a character out of the 6th element. No. Not in a good way. She is wearing a Chanel Couture dress. It’s not that I’m not feeling the dress it’s that her hair and make up is throwing me all off. However, her shoe game is fantastic. I am feeling those Nicolas Kirkwood booties!

02: Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj 2013 Met Gala Tommy Hilfiger 02 "PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

So it’s not that Nicki Minaj looks bad… she looks BORING! This is a theme she would have demolished, but instead she came half assed. On top of that I am not feeling that dress at all… and not to talk about people, but didn’t she used to be a totally different complexion? Or am I making that up? Anywho… I have to say that her make up is look grade A. The dress is by Tommy Hilfiger.

03: Allison Williams

"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

So ummmm… not feeling this outfit. Yes, it has more character than Nicki’s but what else can I say? Maybe because her makeup was so dull for this dress. I have no idea. Dress by Altuzarra.

04: Katy Perry

Katy Perry 2013 Met Gala Dolce and Gabbana

As far as the while punk thing goes I think Katy Perry nailed it, but I didn’t  like the dress. It didn’t have anything to do with the actual design… I just don’t think it looked good on her. I’m not feeling the poofy ends either.

05: Madonna

Madonna Met Gala 2013 Givenchy

Madonna lived through the punk era and nailed it with the outfit, but not with that Anna Wintour mets Wednesday Adams wig. Ew. Dress by Givenchy.

06: Elle Fanning

"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala "PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

If the theme was 90’s raver meets 70’s hippie Elle Fanning would have hit the nail right on the head. I guess I can’t be too mad at her… she was only born 2 years ago. I need to be mad at the person who let her walk out of the house with that dumb eye thing she has going. Dress by Rodarte.

07: Mary Katrantzou

"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala "PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

Ummm… I’m 100% sure this isn’t punk. More like 70’s po—– I won’t even go there. I just in case you are wondering who she is, she is a former Victoria’s Secret model. Dress by Mary Katrantzou.

08: Nina Dobrev

"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

So ummm… this happened… in a Monique Lhuillier outfit.

09: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West

US-FASHION-MET-COSTUME-GALA "PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

So…. She dressed up like wallpaper… I mean this chick wore a turtleneck dress with matching gloves. I can forgive the print but I cannot forgive her stylist. Kanye West looks so dayum boring. Givenchy… both of them

10: Miley Cyrus

"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

She is 110% punked. I can appreciate that, but she still looks like her finger got stuck in a socket. Marc Jacobs

11: Lauren Santo Domingo

"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala "PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

It’s like Queen Mary got into a fist fight with a Harajuku girl while wearing Dolce & Gabbana.

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Who was the worst on your list?

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I have to admit, Jessica Biel hardly ever comes onto my radar. Forget for a minute that I have framed her July, 2008 Harper’s Bazaar cover  and it is hanging in my closet (I searched every where for the actual cover, but here is one of the great shots). Otherwise – yeah, she’s very pretty, but she never struck me as an out-of-this-world beauty like Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta Jones or Kate Winslet (tell me you don’t want her skin???). But W magazine’s layout might just change my mind on her.

Mikael Jansson (the photographer) shot her as some sort of 60’s/70’s Bond girl, big hair, smoky eyes, bathing suits… the works. And while this may not turn her into an actress that I rush out to see her latest release, it will make me look at her with a little more interest and respect in the future. To the soon to be Mrs. Timberlake – damn, you look good!!

P.S. I am sooooo sorry this came up late – I have been having fun with all of the SXSW fun in Austin! Counting Crows tomorrow night!!! – S

Images property of Mikael Jansson/W Magazine

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